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ACT 1
QUEENS, NEW YORK. A LATE OCTOBER
AFTERNOON BY A TRESTLE ON THE RAILROAD
TRACKS. THE SUN IS SETTING. ENTER JIM
AND DANNY, DRUNK AND DRINKING BEER,
WALKING ALONG A NARROW WALKWAY TOWARD
A METAL STAIRCASE LEADING DOWN TO THE
TRACKS. JIM IS CARRYING A LARGE BROWN
PAPER BAG CONTAINING BEER AND WINE.
ENTER PROSTITUTE, A TALL, BUXOM WOMAN
WITH LONG BLACK HAIR AND TOO MUCH
MAKEUP. SHE'S WEARING A LONG BLACK
OVERCOAT WHICH IS OPEN, REVEALING A
CHEAP RED BLOUSE, BLACK LEATHER MINI-
SKIRT, BLACK FISH-NET STOCKINGS, AND
SPIKE-HEELED SHOES. SHE WALKS TOWARD
THEM, AND AS SHE SQUEEZES BY, SHE AIRS
HER INDIGNATION.
PROSTITUTE
What the fuck is this, Grand Central Station!
JIM AND DANNY NOTICE A FEW WORKERS ON
THE TRACKS WALKING PAST THE BRIDGE AS
THEY PROCEED DOWN THE STAIRS. JIM AND
DANNY WALK OVER TO A THREE-WALLED
METALLIC SHELTER AND STEP INSIDE.
JIM
What's her problem?
DANNY
Yo, man, she's a hooker.
JIM
(sarcastically)
No kiddin'.
DANNY
Yeah, she hangs around the newsstand from time to
time. I've seen her.
JIM
Yeah?
DANNY
Yeah, and you know something else?
JIM
What?
DANNY
Willy fucked her.
JIM
Get out!
DANNY
No, really.
(laughing a little while Jim sips his beer)
One night, a few of us were walking by the newsstand
and we saw him walking with her down to the tracks.
We followed them down there but they didn't see us.
They did it standing up in front of the tunnel
(pointing)
over there.
JIM
That's pathetic.
DANNY
That's Willy.
JIM
Couldn't he at least afford a motel?
DANNY
I guess not, but that's not the worst of it. The
next day he told me about it and - get this - he
told me that his balls were itching ever since.
JIM
(spitting beer)
Aw man! Did he use a rubber?
DANNY
I don't think so.
JIM
Well, just don't invite him to any parties. He's
one foul...
(looks down at the ground)
Hey! What's... Look at this.
(pointing with his foot)
I thought she was just giving one of those workers
a blow job.
DANNY
Watch it. You don't want to get stuck.
(pause)
Look.
(pointing at a spoon nearby)
JIM
Well, we know she's not diabetic.
HE LOOKS A FEW FEET AWAY AT A GROUP OF
VIALS ON THE GROUND.
JIM
(continuing)
You think those are hers too?
DANNY
Probably.
JIM
Man, this is as good as a death sentence.
THEY WALK OVER TO A COUPLE OF MILK
CRATES, SIT DOWN, AND DRINK IN SILENCE
FOR A FEW MOMENTS.
DANNY
He went to jail, you know.
JIM
Yeah.
DANNY
What do you think they did to that little white boy
in Riker's Island?
JIM
I think they raped his ass.
DANNY
Man, that's really foul.
JIM
You know, it's hard to believe he's related to
Sharon.
DANNY
I know. They're two totally different people.
How's it goin' with her, anyway?
JIM
Don't ask.
DANNY
That bad?
JIM
Look. Can you keep a secret? I have to talk to
someone.
DANNY
Yeah, sure. You know you can trust me.
JIM
Well, you know there's a pretty big difference in
our ages.
DANNY
Yeah, so. That shouldn't be too much of a problem.
JIM
I know, and it was awkward at first, but I soon got
over that. You know, I really love her, and I would
never do anything to hurt her.
DANNY
Yeah.
JIM
Man, I'm gonna be out of school in a year. I don't
need this.
DANNY
What?
JIM
Sharon missed her period.
DANNY
Oh, man. How late is she?
JIM
Six weeks.
DANNY
Well, maybe...
JIM
I know she's pregnant. She just got back from the
doctor.
DANNY
What are you going to do?
JIM
I don't know. I told her she should get an
abortion, but she doesn't want to go through with
it. She said it would be murder. I tried to
explain that if she doesn't, I'll be the one
murdered. You know how much her father hates me?
DANNY
Yeah.
JIM
Well, if he finds out about this I'm a dead man.
(pause)
Fuck it. There's no sense in worrying about it.
Whatever happens, happens. Right now all I want to
do is get really wasted.
DANNY
I hear that.
JIM PULLS OUT A BOTTLE OF CHEAP WINE
AND STARTS GUZZLING. THEY SIT IN
SILENCE FOR A FEW MINUTES, PASSING THE
BOTTLE BACK AND FORTH.
DANNY
(continuing)
Yo, Larry wants to hang out.
JIM
Huh?
DANNY
Yo, Larry's like twenty-five, and he never had a
girlfriend.
JIM
Now that's bad. What do you think he does, beat off?
DANNY
Nah. Well...not exactly. We caught him with Sally,
a love doll.
(laughing)
He has a love doll, man.
JIM
That's sick!
DANNY
Imagine fuckin' rubber.
JIM
Well, if you want to fuck...I mean...I don't see the
point, man. Why would anybody want to fuck that.
You could just go to a cathouse and pay for it.
DANNY STARTS LAUGHING.
JIM
(continuing)
That's much more respectable than fuckin' some
rubber piece of shit that you have to inflate every
night. Politicians go to cathouses all the time.
DANNY
That's sick, right?
JIM
Yeah, that's demented. That's like... You'd might
as well go up to a statue and jerk off on it.
PAUSE.
DANNY
Who's down there?
(directing with his eyes down the tracks)
Are those just girls down there, or are there guys
with them?
JIM
Hey, you don't want anything down there. Those
people are homeless.
DANNY
Yeah, I know what you mean. I saw a homeless guy on
the subway once. You could tell he was a bum,
probably a wino. He was a dumpy lookin' old man.
I could feel the fleas jumping right off him, he was
scratching so much.
JIM
That's foul, man. If I ever got that way I'd put
a bullet in my head.
DANNY
Me too.
JIM AND DANNY CONTINUE TO DRINK IN
SILENCE FOR A FEW SECONDS. ENTER WILL,
DRUNK, HOLDING A HEAVY METAL FLASHLIGHT
IN ONE HAND, AND A FIFTH OF WHISKY,
THREE QUARTERS DRAINED, IN THE OTHER.
WILL
How's it goin'?
DANNY
Hey, Will, what's up?
WILL
Nothin'. What are you guys doin'?
DANNY
Getting wasted.
WILL
How's it hangin', Jim?
JIM
Not bad, how 'bout you?
WILL
I'm pretty wasted.
DANNY
You're always pretty wasted.
WILL LIGHTS A JOINT AND OFFERS IT TO
JIM.
JIM
(holding his hand up)
Nah, none for me.
WILL SMOKES.
DANNY
Where's Larry?
WILL
(looking around)
I don't know. He was right behind me when I was
walkin' down here. Larry! Larry!
LARRY (O.S.)
What do you want?
WILL
Where are you?
LARRY (O.S.)
Wait a minute.
WILL
What the hell is goin' on with this guy?
ENTER LARRY, A SHORT BALD MAN OF 25.
LARRY
Damn! That was the third pair of drawers this week.
WILL
Where were you?
LARRY
Takin' a dump.
WILL
Aw, geeze! On the tracks?
LARRY
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
JIM
(to Danny)
Come on, let's get out of here and get something to
eat. I'm starving.
DANNY
Yeah, me too.
(to Will and Larry)
Are you guys comin'?
WILL
We just got here. I guess we'll hangout down here
a while and get wasted.
DANNY
All right.
(to Jim)
I guess we'll be at Rosa's, right?
JIM
Yeah. Come on, let's go.
JIM AND DANNY EXIT.
WILL
So, are you ready?
LARRY
I... I don't know, man.
WILL
Come on, don't wimp out on me. It'll be fun.
LARRY
What if someone finds out?
WILL
No one's gonna find out. Now stop being a pussy.
LARRY
All right, but if somethin' happens...
WILL
Nothin's gonna happen. Don't be so paranoid. Here,
this'll loosin' you up.
WILL PASSES THE JOINT TO LARRY. LARRY
SMOKES THEN OFFERS IT BACK TO WILL.
WILL
(continuing)
Kill it.
LARRY TAKES A COUPLE DRAGS AND FLICKS
IT ACROSS THE TRACKS. WILL RUMMAGES
THROUGH HIS POCKETS AND EXTRACTS A
PACK OF CIGARETTES. HE FUMBLES WITH
THEM FOR A FEW SECONDS, PUTS ONE IN HIS
MOUTH, AND SPEAKS AS HE LIGHTS UP.
WILL
(continuing)
I think she's comin'.
LARRY
What? I don't hea...
WILL
Shut up.
ENTER PROSTITUTE DOWN STAIRCASE.
LARRY
Now what?
WILL
Come on.
LARRY
No. I... I...
WILL
Come on.
WILL PUSHES LARRY, AND THEY APPROACH
PROSTITUTE.
WILL
(continuing)
What's up?
PROSTITUTE
So, you've come back for more, huh. I see you've
brought a friend.
WILL
Yeah. We're both lookin' to have a good time.
PROSTITUTE
You've come to the right place.
WILL
(aside)
Yeah, right.
PROSTITUTE
What was that?
WILL
Oh...uh...I said, "It's a nice night."
PROSTITUTE
Actually, I think it's kinda chilly, so let's get
down to business. Who's first?
LARRY
Uh...uh... How much?
PROSTITUTE
Thirty for straight sex, twenty extra for anything
kinky.
LARRY
Uh...
PROSTITUTE
Well? Well, come on! Do you want to stand around
all night, or do you want to fuck me!
WILL PUSHES LARRY ASIDE AND POUNCES ON
PROSTITUTE.
WILL
Fuck you!
WILL PUSHES PROSTITUTE ONTO THE
STAIRCASE AND REACHES UP HER SKIRT.
PROSTITUTE
Hey! Hey! Money up front, man!
WILL
How 'bout a freebie, baby!
PROSTITUTE
Get off! No freebies!
WILL
I wasn't askin'. Come on! Come on, baby!
PROSTITUTE SCREAMS.
PROSTITUTE
Help!
(screams)
Help!
WILL HITS HER.
LARRY
Will. Will. Come on, man. Don't...
WILL
(to Larry)
Shut up!
(to Prostitute)
I got you now, you bitch!
WILL HITS HER AGAIN.
PROSTITUTE
Get off!
(screams)
Help! Help!
LARRY
Will!
PROSTITUTE KNEES WILL IN THE GROIN,
PUSHES HIM OFF HER, AND STARTS TO RUN
UP THE STAIRS. WILL GRABS ONE OF HER
ANKLES AND REACHES FOR THE FLASHLIGHT.
WILL
Aw, you fuckin' cunt! You're gonna get it!
PROSTITUTE
Let go!
(screams)
Help!
(screams)
WILL CRUSHES HER SKULL WITH THE
FLASHLIGHT. AFTER A LONG SILENCE,
DURING WHICH WILL AND LARRY LOOK AT
EACH OTHER GRAVELY, LARRY SPEAKS.
LARRY
Jesus! What the hell did you do that for?
WILL
The bitch deserved it.
LARRY
Oh God! Oh God! What are we gonna do?
WILL
Calm down. We gotta get rid of the body.
LARRY
No way, man. I... I'm not gettin' into this.
WILL
You're in it, and you're gonna help me, because
whether you like it or not, you're an accomplice,
and if I go down, I'm takin' you with me.
LARRY
Oh God!
WILL
All right, look. We won't get caught. Just do as
I say, and everything'll be all right.
Now we gotta get rid of the body. Help me carry her
to the bridge.
LARRY AND WILL CARRY THE BODY OFFSTAGE.
AFTER A FEW MINUTES THEY ENTER AGAIN.
LARRY
I can't believe this. This is a nightmare.
WILL
Listen. Don't say nothin' to no one, understand.
LARRY
Oh God.
WILL
You hear me? Nothin'.
LARRY
I don't know if I can do this.
WILL
You'd better, or it's our asses. There's nothin'
that can be done now, anyway. Come on, we'd better
get out of here.
LARRY
Oh man, I think I'm gonna be sick.
WILL
Just forget it. Forget the whole thing. It never
happened, understand? It never happened.
WILL AND LARRY EXIT.
ACT 2
SCENE 1
LATER AT ROSA'S, A LOCAL PIZZA PARLOR.
DANNY, AND WILL ARE SITTING AT A TABLE.
A LARGE HALF-EATEN PIZZA PIE IS SITTING
ON THE TABLE IN FRONT OF THEM. WILL
AND DANNY ARE EATING, ALREADY ENGAGED
IN CONVERSATION. A COUPLE WOMEN ARE
SITTING AT A NEIGHBORING TABLE, EATING
SPAGHETTI. JIM ENTERS FROM MEN'S ROOM
AND JOINS DANNY AND WILL AT THEIR
TABLE. JIM AND DANNY ARE STILL
INTOXICATED.
WILL
...but she's got a really nice body.
DANNY
But she's skank. A real pig. She'll fuck anything.
JIM
Who will?
WILL
Hatchet.
JIM
I don't even wanna talk about her. But she is a
disgusting wench, so I guess she's perfect for you.
DANNY
Oh man! What a rank!
WILL
You're just angry at yourself because you aren't
truly hedonistic like me.
JIM
If that means I don't fuck beasts, then I'd have to
say I'm glad I'm not like you.
DANNY
What a deep one!
WILL
What the fuck's your problem?
JIM
You're my problem. You think you're so much better
than everyone around you, when you're nothing but a
sick pervert who thinks that by lying about your
sexual experiences, or I should say lack of them,
that they'll come true in some magical way. Keep
dreaming!
DANNY
(laughing hysterically)
Oh shit! You come out with some mean ones man.
JIM
I'm just stating the facts.
WILL
What facts? I haven't heard any facts so far.
JIM
It's a known fact that you're a low-life and a cheap
dirtbag. You feel the need for recognition, and it
really burns you to know that there are people in
the world who are better than you.
WILL
I don't have to sit here and take this.
JIM
No, but you will, because you're a cheap little
shit, and I'm payin' for your food, even though I
know you're a self-centered ingrate.
WILL
Fuck off!
JIM
No, you fuck off!
DANNY
Will you guys cut it out? You're givin' me a
headache.
THEY SIT AND EAT IN SILENCE FOR A
WHILE. JIM PUTS A HALF-EATEN SLICE OF
PIZZA ON HIS PLATE AND LOOKS AT THE
REMAINING FEW SLICES.
JIM
Man, I'm full. You guys are going to finish this,
right?
DANNY
Nah, I can't eat another bite.
WILL
Neither can I.
JIM
Come on, Will. Eat up. You don't know when your
next meal is going to be.
THE WOMEN AT THE NEXT TABLE HEAR JIM'S
BOOMING VOICE AND START LAUGHING.
REALIZING THAT THE WOMEN ARE LAUGHING
AT WHAT HE SAID, JIM AND DANNY LAUGH
TOO.
DANNY
What a fuckin' rank! How could you say that, man?
JIM
I didn't mean it to sound funny because it's true,
but I'm glad it came out that way.
DANNY
You say a lot of crazy shit when you're wasted, man.
JIM
Well...
PAUSE.
DANNY
(brushing his hair back with his hand)
I think I'm gonna go for a hair cut tomorrow.
JIM
Be glad you have some hair to cut. Just look at
some of the freaks we hangout with. Like that
dirtbag Don. What hair he does have is so thin and
oily it's disgusting.
DANNY
And we can't forget Larry.
JIM
Yeah, no shit.
DANNY
He should really do something about it, you know.
He can afford it.
JIM
Yeah, he should get a hair transplant or something,
or at least shave his head. His hair looks so
shitty, he looks like he's in chemotherapy.
LAUGHTER FROM ALL IN THE RESTAURANT.
DANNY
(Still laughing.)
What a fuckin' rank!
JIM
(laughing)
Could you picture him: all sickly lookin' in one of
those white hospital gowns that open in the back.
DANNY
(laughing)
Yeah, he'd look like...
ENTER LARRY FROM MEN'S ROOM, NERVOUSLY
LIGHTING-UP A CIGARETTE.
DANNY
(continuing)
Oh. Hi, Larry.
MORE LAUGHTER.
LARRY
What's everyone laughing about?
JIM
You, you schmuck!
LARRY
I don't appreciate that.
JIM
No?
JIM STANDS UP.
JIM
(continuing)
Well, maybe you'll appreciate this.
JIM THRUSTS HIS MIDDLE FINGER IN
LARRY'S FACE, MAKING HIM BLINK AND
FLINCH. JIM WALKS TO THE COUNTER,
SMILING SMUGLY. LARRY SITS.
LARRY
What eating him?
WILL
He's just being a prick tonight.
DANNY
Jim just had a fight with his girlfriend today, and
he started hittin' the sauce. We've been getting
wasted since before three 'o clock.
THEY SIT SILENTLY FOR A FEW MINUTES
AND EAT; LARRY JUST SMOKES WITH A
TREMBLING HAND.
DANNY
(continuing; to Larry)
I heard you were in the Guardian Angels.
LARRY
Yeah.
DANNY
Why?
LARRY
Because...I... I wanted to learn Karate.
DANNY
Then why didn't you just go to a Karate school?
LARRY
Karate schools are expensive, and...uh...if you join
the Guardian Angels they'll teach you Karate for
free.
WILL
What was it like man?
LARRY
Oh...you know. We'd go on patrols through the
subways and neighborhoods and...
JIM RETURNS.
DANNY
Hey, Jim! What do you think about Larry being in
the Guardian Angels?
JIM
Oh yeah! That'll look real good on a resume!
LAUGHTER.
LARRY
Hey, man. Wha...what do you even know about it?
JIM
The last thing we need is a bunch of low-class
vigilantes causing more trouble than we already have.
LARRY
Yeah, but...but...
JIM
Buh-buh-buh... Come on, spit it out, marble mouth.
LARRY
What do you know about it?
JIM
I know all I need to know.
(to Danny)
Come on, man. Let's get outta here.
DANNY STANDS UP.
JIM
(continuing; to Larry and Will)
You are the oddest pair of misfits I've ever known
in my life!
(to Will)
And you're just a damned pervert!
WILL LARRY
Fuck you! Hey, if you want to live on
the wild side of foul...
JIM
Larry, if you don't live "foul" at least once in
your life, you'll end up spending the rest of your
life in your basement beating off into oblivion with
that love doll of yours.
LARRY
(face turning red, eyes starting to bulge,
arms moving erratically)
Yo, man, you'd better stop, or I'm gonna start
swingin'!
DANNY AND JIM START LAUGHING.
JIM
Look at him! His eyes are bulging out of his head.
LARRY
At least I don't live foul.
JIM
You don't call humping a love doll every night
"foul?"
(calming down a little)
No, but seriously, if you want to be happy you
should really do something about your hair, man.
You look like an onion head.
LARRY
You...you...
JIM
Hey! Is that your head, or is your neck trying to
blow a bubble?
LAUGHTER. LARRY GETS UP AND STORMS OUT
OF THE ROOM. WILL FOLLOWS HIM.
DANNY
Aren't you gonna go after them?
JIM
Why should I?
JIM SITS DOWN. DANNY FOLLOWS LARRY AND
WILL. A FEW MINUTES LATER DANNY
RETURNS.
DANNY
They're gone.
JIM
Who gives a shit! I know I don't.
DANNY
Yeah, but that was my ride. Now how am I going to
get home?
JIM SHRUGS HIS SHOULDERS. JIM AND
DANNY EXIT.
SCENE 2
EARLY AFTERNOON. FATHER'S OFFICE.
FATHER IS ON THE PHONE.
FATHER
Look, Elaine, they can't go on seeing each other.
It's just not right.
(pause)
Well, why don't you tell him. He deserves to know.
(pause)
I don't care what Harold thinks you should do. It's
none of his business. How long do you think you can
keep a thing like this secret, anyway?
(pause )
Well, I'm not going to allow this to continue. If
you don't keep him away from her, I'll have to take
care of this my way.
(pause)
Oh, I can, and I will if he doesn't leave her alone.
(pause)
I know, but if he continues to see her, I'll have no
choice.
(pause)
No.
(pause)
No, that's my final word. It's not right. It's a
sin, and you know it.
(pause)
I don't care how you do it, but you make sure he
doesn't see her anymore.
HE HANGS UP THE PHONE. CURTAIN.
SCENE 3
SHARON
But I just couldn't ever bring myself to go through
with it.
JIM
I know, but your father'll kill me if he finds out.
SHARON
Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?
JIM
You know how much he hates me.
SHARON
But he knows how much I love you, and he would want
the baby to have a father.
JIM
I don't think it would matter much compared to the
way he feels about me. What's his problem, anyway?
SHARON
I don't know. I guess after my mother died, he just
got so much more protective of me. And Willy's
going to prison didn't help either.
PAUSE.
JIM
You've gotta do it, it's the only way.
SHARON
We could have it.
JIM
Do you think that even if your father said it was
all right, you'd be able to deal with it, leaving
school and starting a family?
SHARON
I'd be willing to give it a try.
JIM
And what if it didn't work out? What then?
SHARON
I...
JIM
I'd have to support you and the baby, and even with
a college diploma the way the economy is now...I'd
be lucky to find a minimum wage job. Besides, do
you really think your father would accept me as his
son-in-law, anyway?
SHARON
You're its father.
JIM
He hates me too much...and it would be my child.
SHARON
I can't go through with it.
JIM
Sure you can. It's a simple operation.
SHARON
It's murder.
JIM
Only after the fetus is formed.
SHARON
Yeah, but the potential for life is there.
JIM
The potential for life is there when I pull out,
but you never called that murder before.
WILL ENTERS AN ADJOINING ROOM AND
EAVESDROPS AT THE DOOR UNDETECTED.
SHARON
Yeah but...
JIM
According to that line of thinking, we've killed
hundreds of babies together.
SHARON
Don't say that!
JIM
It's true. And you didn't seem to mind before.
SHARON
That was different.
JIM
How? How was that different?
SHARON
I wasn't pregnant then.
JIM
Oh! Two halves don't make a whole, huh?
SHARON
What?
JIM
Well, you need a sperm and an egg to get pregnant,
right?
SHARON
Yeah, so?
JIM
Well, every time I get off, millions of sperm are
killed, and every time you have your period, you
lose an egg, right?
SHARON
Yeah?
JIM
So, unless I have a wet dream, I don't have to
kill any sperm, but you can't help killing your egg
every month.
SHARON
That's not fair!
JIM
Don't worry, by now I've killed countless billions
more sperm than you killed eggs.
SHARON STARTS CRYING.
JIM
(continuing)
Come on. Don't. You know I can't stand it when you
cry.
JIM PUTS HIS ARM AROUND HER AND KISSES
HER.
SHARON
I can't help it.
JIM
Come on, baby. I'm sorry, but you've got to
understand where I'm comin' from. I don't like it
any more than you do, but it's really for the best.
JIM WIPES THE TEARS FROM HER EYES.
JIM
(continuing)
All right?
SHARON NODS.
JIM
(continuing)
Everything will be fine.
HE LOOKS AT HIS WATCH.
JIM
(continuing)
Look, I gotta get going. Your father'll be home
soon. Will you be all right?
SHARON
Yeah.
JIM
Okay. I'll call you later.
HE KISSES HER AND EXITS. WHEN THE DOOR
CLOSES WILL ENTERS.
WILL
How could you do this?
SHARON
You were listening!
WILL
That son of a bitch is gonna pay!
SHARON
It's none of your business, so stay out of it!
WILL
Oh yeah! Well, we'll see what Dad has to say about
it.
SHARON
If you tell him, I'll never speak to you again.
WILL
Oh, you're breakin' my heart.
SHARON
I mean it, Will. If you say anything, I'll disown
you.
WILL
How will that be any different from the way things
are? If you're gonna threaten me, do it with
somethin' I give a shit about.
SHARON
Fuck you!
WILL
Oh, such language. Did Jeemee teach you that?
Well, Jeemee won't be around much longer to teach
you much of anything.
SHARON
You leave Jim alone.
WILL
I'm not gonna touch him, but I don't think I can
speak for Dad when he finds out.
SHARON
You'd better keep your mouth shut, or you'll regret
it.
WILL
What are you gonna do, beat me up?
SHARON
You just...
THE FRONT DOOR SLAMS.
WILL
Dad's home.
SHARON
Will...Please...Don't...
FATHER ENTERS.
WILL
Hi, Dad. How was work?
FATHER
Would you look at this place. It's a damned pig sty!
(to Will)
I thought I told you to clean up this mess!
WILL
I was busy.
FATHER
With what, trying to get yourself thrown in jail
again?
WILL
No, I...
FATHER
I don't want to hear it. Get this place cleaned up.
Now!
(to Sharon)
Did you go to the doctor yet?
SHARON
I went yesterday.
FATHER
Well, what did he say?
SHARON
Uh...
FATHER
Come on, spit it out.
WILL
Jim knocked her up. She's pregnant.
FATHER
What!
WILL
And he wants her to get an abortion.
FATHER
(to Sharon)
Is this true?
SHARON
Daddy...
FATHER
Oh, God! How could you do this? How could you
commit such a filthy, disgusting, contemptible sin?
I thought I told you I didn't want you to see him
anymore.
SHARON
But, Daddy...
FATHER
Don't, "but Daddy" me. Didn't I tell you to stop
seeing him?
(pause)
Didn't I?
WILL
You sure did.
FATHER
Shut up!
(to Sharon)
How far along is it?
SHARON
Six weeks.
FATHER
Well, I'm not going to take this sitting down. I
didn't want to do this, but I've got no choice now.
FATHER PICKS UP THE PHONE AND DIALS.
SHARON
Who are you calling?
FATHER
The police.
SHARON
Daddy...please...don't...
FATHER
You should've listened to me. You deliberately
disobeyed me, and look where it's got you. You'd
better get your ass to church, missy, and hope that
God forgives you for this terrible sin you've
committed.
(into the phone)
Hello, I'm calling to report a rape.
SHARON
Daddy!
SHARON EXITS IN TEARS.
FATHER
Sharon! Sharon, come back here!
OUTSIDE DOOR SLAMS. CURTAIN.
SCENE 4
NIGHTTIME AT A LOCAL DINER. WILL,
LARRY, AND DANNY ARE EATING AND TALKING.
LARRY
You shouldn't a done that, man.
WILL
He had it comin' to him.
DANNY
You know he's gonna come after you.
WILL
I'm not afraid of him. Besides, he's gonna be in
the joint for a long time, and when he gets out I
probably won't even be livin' here anymore. I'm
glad I did it. He deserved it.
DANNY
What did he ever do to you?
WILL
He was born, that's what he did.
LARRY
You did it just because you hate him?
WILL
That's the best reason.
DANNY
Yeah, but how could you do that to your own sister?
WILL
She's just a bitch, and any bitch that screws Jim is
no sister of mine.
DANNY
That's cold.
WILL
Hey, you don't know the whole story, so why don't
you just keep your opinions to yourself.
DANNY
I just don't see how you could do that. I mean...
She's your sister, and you just ratted her out to
your old man to hurt Jim.
WILL
Hey, me and Sharon never got along, all right. Ever
since I got arrested she looked down on me and
treated me like shit, so don't try to tell me she
didn't deserve it.
THEY SIT TENSELY IN SILENCE FOR A FEW
MOMENTS AND EAT.
LARRY
Look, let's just drop it, okay?
DANNY
Larry's right. There's no sense in arguing about
it. It happened, and it's over. Nothin' can change
that now.
WILL
I gotta take a piss.
WILL STANDS UP AND EXITS.
DANNY
(shaking his head)
That's fucked up.
LARRY
What is?
DANNY
(snapping his fingers in Larry's face)
Earth to Larry. Earth to Larry. Haven't you been
paying attention?
LARRY
You mean about Jim and Sharon?
DANNY
What else?
LARRY
I...
DANNY
Well, I don't know about you, but I'm gonna cover my
ass a lot more when Will's around from now on. If
he'll turn on his own family, he'll turn on anyone.
LARRY
Well, he doesn't get along with his sister.
DANNY
That's no excuse. What do you think's gonna happen
to her now?
LARRY
I don't know.
DANNY
Neither do I, but you can bet it won't be good now
that her father knows.
LARRY
I still can't believe he had Jim thrown in jail.
DANNY
I know. I don't see what the big deal is. I mean,
it's not like we're living in the Middle Ages; girls
Sharon's age have babies all the time now. Well,
I'll tell you one thing for sure, I wouldn't trust
Will as far as I could throw him.
WILL ENTERS AND SITS DOWN.
WILL
Man, that toilet is disgusting. Some asshole
smeared shit all over the seat.
DANNY
Do you mind? We're still eating?
WILL
You know, this place is a real dump. I don't know
why we eat here all the time.
DANNY
If you don't like it - leave.
WILL
I got nowhere else to go.
DANNY
Then shut up.
WILL
You lookin' for a fight?
DANNY
No, I'm just tired of your bitching.
LARRY
Hey! Uh...Where... Where do you guys want to go
after this?
WILL
The newsstand I guess.
LARRY
No! I mean...Uh... I'm tired of hangin' out at
the newsstand. That place is...
DANNY
Dead.
WILL
What?
DANNY
Yeah, there's never anything to do there.
(pause)
I guess I'm gonna go home. I'm too full to do
anything but sleep, anyway.
DANNY STANDS.
DANNY
(continuing)
I'll see you tomorrow.
WILL
You're leavin'?
DANNY
I'm tired, and I gotta get up early tomorrow.
LARRY
What for?
DANNY
I gotta go to an interview in the city.
WILL
Get out! You? You're goin' for a job?
DANNY
I need money. I can't be a bum all my life.
LARRY
Good luck.
DANNY
Thanks. I'll see you tomorrow.
DANNY EXITS. WILL SMACKS LARRY ON THE
SIDE OF THE HEAD.
WILL
You idiot! What did you tell him?
LARRY
(defensively)
Nothin.
WILL
He left pretty abruptly for you to have said nothin'.
LARRY
Really. I didn't say a thing.
WILL
Then what was that crack he made about the newsstand
being dead?
LARRY
It's just an expression. Come on, we use it all the
time. I didn't tell him anything.
WILL
You better not have.
LARRY
I didn't. I swear.
WILL
Remember, we're in this together. If I go down, you
go down with me.
LARRY
I know. I know. You don't have to remind me.
PAUSE.
WILL
Look, man. I'm just a little on edge lately.
LARRY
You're not the only one. I can't eat or sleep, and
when I do, I have nightmares. I think I'm losin' my
mind. I keep hearing that scream. I can't take it
anymore!
WILL
Will you keep it down. Do you want everyone to hear
you?
LARRY
I'm just so sick of it all. I can't think about
anything else.
WILL
Come on, man, lighten up. You just gotta forget
about it. Everything'll be all right, you'll see.
LARRY
I don't know. I got a bad feeling...
WILL
You'll see. Everything'll be okay. You just need a
little Vacation. Yeah, that's what you need, a
vacation. I'll tell you what - we'll go upstate
this weekend. I know these girls up there who'll
make you forget all about it. Whadda ya say?
LARRY
Maybe you're right.
WILL
You know it. Come on, it'll be fun.
LARRY
(nodding)
All right. All right, I'll go.
WILL
Great. I'll set everything up. Man, are we gonna
party this weekend!
WILL STANDS UP.
WILL
(continuing)
Come on, let's get out of this dump.
WILL AND LARRY EXIT.
ACT 3
SCENE 1
A PRISON CAFETERIA. LARRY IS SITTING
BY HIMSELF, EATING. JIM ENTERS STAGE
LEFT WITH FOOD TRAY AND SEES LARRY.
JIM
Larry?
LARRY
Jim!
JIM
What the hell are you doin' here?
JIM SITS DOWN.
LARRY
It's a long story.
JIM
Well, I've got plenty of time. How the fuck did you
end up in this hellhole, anyway?
LARRY
Well, just before you got arrested, me and Will went
down to the tracks behind the newsstand to meet the
hooker that hung out there.
JIM
You mean that foul bitch with the black hair?
LARRY
Yeah, that's the one. Anyway, we were just lookin'
for some fun, but Will was drunk and he tried to
rape her.
JIM
(attentively)
Yeah?
LARRY
Yeah. And he started hitting her around. She
kicked him in the balls and tried to get away, but
Will grabbed her and killed her with a flashlight.
JIM
A flashlight?
LARRY
Yeah, you know. One of those big metal ones. He
crushed her skull with it.
JIM
Oh man. That's fucked up. What'd you do?
LARRY
We hid the body under some leaves and branches and
stuff, and then we left.
JIM
So, how'd you get busted?
LARRY
Well, about six months ago we were upstate,
partying with these girls that Will knew, and a
couple cops showed up, shining their flashlights in
our faces. They caught Will in the back seat with
one of the girls, and it turns out that they were
both underage. You know Will is still on probation,
so when they brought us to the police station, he
made a deal with the cops and told them that I
killed the hooker.
JIM
So Will didn't get arrested?
LARRY
No, and now I have to serve his sentence.
JIM
That scumbag!
LARRY
Jim, I don't think I can make it in here, man.
I've only been here a few weeks and I already got
put in the infirmary. I don't know what to do,
man. It feels like they're all out to get me.
JIM
Take it easy, man. You just gotta play the game.
It's all attitude. You gotta let them know that
they can't fuck with you.
LARRY
I don't know if I can do it, man. I just don't know.
JIM
You gotta make some friends in this place. If you
try to go it alone, you'll be dead in no time.
LARRY
But I don't know anyone.
A BELL RINGS AND THE PRISONERS START
WALKING BACK TO THEIR CELLS. JIM AND
LARRY STAND.
JIM
Meet me by the west wall bleachers later, when we go
outside, and I'll introduce you to some people.
ALL EXIT.
SCENE 2
THE PRISON YARD. JIM IS STANDING IN
FRONT OF THE BLEACHERS WEARING A
PEACOAT. ENTER CARL, A BIG BLACK
INMATE.
CARL
Yo, Jim. Word up, man.
JIM
Hey, Carl. How's it goin'?
CARL
Not bad, but it looks like duh bruthas are gettin'
ready fo' somethin', somethin' big.
JIM
Skinheads?
CARL
Maybe, maybe not. It's somethin' big though. You
can bet yo' white ass on that.
JIM
Thanks for the tip, man.
PAUSE WHILE JIM LOOKS AROUND.
CARL
Yo, homes. You waitin' fo' somethin'?
JIM
Yeah. I'm waiting for a friend of mine who just got
in a few weeks ago. His name's Larry. Maybe
you've seen him around. He's about
(raising his hand to chest level)
this tall, skinny, and has thinning blond hair.
CARL
Blue eyes, almost bald, funny voice?
JIM
Yeah, that's right. You've seen him?
CARL
Yeah, bro. He's dead. Spider and his homies were
mussin' with him in duh laundry room after
breakfast. They wanted to get dem a piece uh dat
white ass, and after they's was finished, he ran out
an' jumped over duh rails on D block.
JIM
Aw, Jesus.
CURTAIN.
ACT 4
SCENE 1
DANNY'S KITCHEN, SIX MONTHS LATER.
DANNY IS MAKING HIMSELF DINNER WHEN THE
BELL RINGS. HE ANSWERS THE DOOR AND
JIM ENTERS.
JIM
Hi, Dan.
DANNY
Jim! How are you?
JIM
Pretty good, considering...
DANNY
Yeah, well you look great. When did you get out?
JIM
This morning.
DANNY
Got early parole, huh. Well, it's good to see you
again. Have a seat.
(JIM SITS.)
DANNY
(continuing)
You want something to eat? I was just making myself
some dinner.
JIM
Nah, I just ate.
DANNY
Coffee?
JIM
Okay.
DANNY
So, how's it feel to be a free man?
JIM
Good.
PAUSE.
JIM
(continuing)
Have you heard about Larry?
DANNY
Yeah. That Will's a real low-life: first he gets
you busted, then he rats on Larry.
JIM
Wait a minute. It was Will who got me arrested?
DANNY
I thought you knew.
JIM
Well, I didn't know.
DANNY
Yeah. He told his father about you getting Sharon
pregnant, and his father went through the roof and
called the cops.
JIM
That bastard!
DANNY
And...Uh... Jim. That's not all.
JIM
What? What else did that prick do?
DANNY
Well, just after you got sentenced, Sharon was
really upset and she had a nervous breakdown.
JIM
What?
DANNY
She went into labor and lost the baby.
JIM
Aw, geeze. Is she all right? Where is she now?
DANNY
I don't think you want to see her, man.
JIM
Where!
DANNY
She's in Creedmoor Sanitarium.
JIM
God. How is she? Have you seen her?
DANNY
Not good. They keep her so stoned out on
medication, she doesn't remember her own name.
JIM
Oh, Christ. How could this have happened?
(pause)
It's all Will's fault. Well, that bastard's gonna
get his!
JIM STANDS.
DANNY
What are you gonna do?
JIM
You're better off not knowing.
DANNY
Jim, you don't wanna go and do somethin' crazy. You
just got out.
JIM
I can't let him get away with it. He has to answer
for what he's done.
JIM EXITS. DANNY PICKS UP THE PHONE
AND DIALS.
DANNY
Hello, Will? It's Danny. Look, I thought I should
warn you that Jim just got out.
(pause)
No, he left already. He's on his way over, and man,
is he pissed.
(pause)
Well, I thought you oughta know before someone else
gets hurt.
SCENE 2
A ROOM IN WILL'S HOUSE. THE LIGHTS ARE
OUT, AND WILL IS SITTING IN THE DARK.
JIM BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR AND STORMS IN.
HE TURNS ON THE LIGHTS TO FIND WILL
SITTING WITH A GUN POINTED AT THE DOOR.
WILL
Well, if it isn't the prodigal asshole.
JIM STANDS STUNNED AND OUT OF BREATH.
WILL
(continuing)
What's the matter - cat got your tongue?
(pause)
I guess this is kind of a disappointment, huh? What
were you gonna do, kill me? Well, I guess you won't
have much of a chance to do that. After all, I am
holding all the cards - and the gun.
JIM
(huffing slightly)
You... Why? Why'd you do it? I know you never
liked me, but how could you hurt Sharon and Larry?
They didn't do anything to you.
WILL
It was either me or Larry, and sooner or later he
was gonna break. I knew he'd end up turning himself
in, so when we got busted upstate I told the pigs
that he killed the bitch. Better him than me. I
couldn't stand goin' back to the joint again.
JIM
And Sharon?
WILL
I didn't do anything to her - you did! It's your
fault. You knocked her up. If it wasn't for you,
she wouldn't be in the loony bin right now. You
fucked her up, not me.
JIM IS VISIBLY GUILT STRICKEN.
JIM
But you must have known how she would react if
anything happened to me. Were you so determined to
hurt me that you didn't care what happened to your
own sister?
WILL
That bitch? I'm glad she went nuts. She had it
comin' to her. And I'm sure happy she lost that
bastard of yours - the last thing in the world I
would want is to be related to an asshole like you.
You're nothin' but white trash.
JIM SCREAMS AND CHARGES AT WILL.
DURING THE STRUGGLE THE GUN GOES OFF
AND JIM IS SHOT. JIM FALLS TO THE
FLOOR HOLDING ONTO WILL. WILL PUSHES
JIM OFF WITH DISDAIN AND JIM FALLS FLAT
ON HIS BACK.
WILL
(continuing)
You deserve to die.
FATHER RUNS IN AND SEES JIM ON THE
FLOOR BLEEDING, DROPS TO HIS KNEES,
RESTS JIM'S HEAD IN HIS LAP, AND BEGINS
TO WEEP.
FATHER
Oh, dear God! What have I done! What have I done!
(looking up at Will)
What have you done! Do you know what you've done?
(looking back at Jim)
Oh, God! I'm so sorry. Forgive me. Please forgive
me, son. My son.
(kisses Jim's brow)
My son.
JIM DIES.
FATHER
(continuing; sobbing more intensely)
Oh, Lord. No. No! Noooo!
THE END
[Note: I started writing this play for my playwriting workshop in college but didn't finish it until after the semester.]
Copyright © 2010 by Kevin Dunn
kbdunn@gmail.com
Last
revised January 12, 2010